Yeah, well, those are two other guys.
Meanwhile, in this story, uh…well. Stuff happens. Sometimes a life of crime turns out to be something different. Not what you expected. Sometimes that’s even okay! Well. Mostly.
It’s just a fun little romp. No redeeming social value.
Wait. That’s not right. There might actually be a little bit of redemption here.
Free: Download now!
Genre: Humorous crime/suspense
Here’s how it works: The download link goes to BookFunnel. They’ll ask you for an email address to download. The confirmation email they send will include a link to download the story you’ve requested, and they’re supposed to be experts at helping you get the ebook file onto whatever device you prefer.
Right after that? You get another email, this one from me, with a link to the members-only download page. Lots and lots of stuff to read! All free, with no email address required from that point.
So, then you’ll be subscribed to get updates from me. More free books/stories, random middle-of-the-night thoughts, wild-ass schemes. You know, stuff. If you don’t want to keep getting it? No problem! You can unsubscribe right away. The free download page I send will keep working, and will keep getting updated too. You can check it whenever you like.
I’m trying to make this really easy!