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Saints Alive!

It’s the end of the world. And maybe a new beginning…

Harry’s just trying to get by. So when he finds a 200-pound egg in his bathtub, an egg he’s pretty sure doesn’t fit in that tub, what does he do?

Then, when there’s a knock on his door?

All he wanted was to finish his paper. You think that’s in the cards?

Free: Download it now!

Genre: Humorous semi-apocalypse fantasy

Here’s how it works: The download link goes to BookFunnel. They’ll ask you for an email address to download. The confirmation email they send will include a link to download the story you’ve requested, and they’re supposed to be experts at helping you get the ebook file onto whatever device you prefer.

Right after that? You get another email, this one from me, with a link to the members-only download page. Lots and lots of stuff to read! All free, with no email address required from that point.

So, then you’ll be subscribed to get updates from me. More free books/stories, random middle-of-the-night thoughts, wild-ass schemes. You know, stuff. If you don’t want to keep getting it? No problem! You can unsubscribe right away. The free download page I send will keep working, and will keep getting updated too. You can check it whenever you like.

I’m trying to make this really easy!